Cold Hard Bitch Blonde Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

Amazon.com Price: $44.99 (as of 23/09/2020 03:51 PST- Details)

Just the Facts, Ma’am: ABV 5.1%, Color 4 SRM, IBU 61, Original Gravity 1.049, Final Gravity 1.010
All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.

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Your lawn stretches before you like the endless Sahara and your mower rattles your bones whilst the dust settles on your tongue and the sun bakes your brain like a blast furnace, and as you’re making that final pass, you’re ready for a cold one-but not some typical “lawnmower” beer, because let’s face it-most lawnmower beers are served with a side dish of sissypants. No, you need a real beer that’s golden, crisp, clean and drinkable but has enough hop flavor and bitterness to kick your ass into next week! Well, do you recognize that this brew has FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT more hoppiness than your regular lawnmover beer? Damn right, and that is the reason the point! It’s one hundred degrees, man, and you need a beer with big hops that you’ll be able to chill so damned cold that it is going to make your fillings ache as a precursor to a brain-freeze so epic that your eyes will roll into the back of your head, the mosquito feeding upon your scalp will infarct, and you’ll be able to release a sigh so pleasurable that the karmic imbalance will cause a planetary misalignment! For a demonstration, serve this beer to your weenie neighbor drinking his “Schlub Light” and watch him scream, “Oh, that’s a bitch!” and go cry to mama. In a world of beer-weenies, having good taste is a tremendous burden, so serve it hard, and serve it cold!
Just the Facts, Ma’am: ABV 5.1%, Color 4 SRM, IBU 61, Original Gravity 1.049, Final Gravity 1.010
All of our recipe kits are made fresh to your order. No pre-boxed kits. NO WAREHOUSES!
The recipe kit makes 5 gallons of fresh, homebrewed beer.
The recipe kit included dried beer yeast and priming sugar.
Warning! This can be a big, bitchin’ hoppy blonde ale. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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